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 _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes

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PostSubject: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:24 am

_3 men went to a bar.

HAPON : sabit ng 500 sa panty..

KANO : di papataLo ipit ng 1000..

PiNOY : mas di papataLo, kuha credit card swiped sa P*KPEK.. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:28 am

_A boy is sitting on a sofa courting a gurL. Boy nautot.

GurL : bLacky aLis jan sa iLaLim ng sofa..

Boi : (Buti bintang nia sa aso)

..Boi nautot uet

GurL : bLacky sabi aLis ka jan ee bka mataihan kah !!
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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:31 am

_A boi puLLed down his pants in front of a gurL and said..

"do you have one of this?"

The next day, the gurL puLLed down her pants and said..

"my mom said that with this i can have as many as that!"

..tama lol!

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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:36 am

_A man consuLted his doctor, why his dick is yeLLow..

Doctor : "Hmmmmmm.. soap and water wouLd do and teLL your gurLfriend to stop eating cheesecurLs!!"

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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:39 am

_Learn Japanesse:

1. you haven't washed your face = mimutamatamo

2. you've grown so thin = kitanabutomo

3. ouch! = haraiku!

4. what a sad Life = hainaku

5. im going to Leave you! = sawanakosayu!

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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:42 am

_a thai surnamed mongkikimo
committed suicide when his PiNAY gf PAQUiTA
wouLd not marry him..

The gurL couLd not bear his famiLy name ..
"PAQUiTA MONGKiKiMO"

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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:47 am

_ADMiRATiON when Lost may never find a new one.

FEELiNGS when Lost may never come back.

TRUST when it breaks may baby kna !


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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:49 am

_bading nasa meatshop..

BADiNG : pabiLi nga ng 1 whoLe German sausage.

TiNDERA : Chop-chopin Q nah?

BADiNG : Wag !! anung akaLa muh sa pwet Q aLkansya ??!!


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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:56 am

_DEFiNE :

JAPAN -- Just ALways Aray At Night

iTALY -- i Trust And Love You

AFGHANiSTAN -- Ah F*ck Gago Hayop At Nataposmokong ikama Sasabihinmo Taposnatau Ah Never !

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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:01 am

_Describe the P*NiS in you country :

USA : it's a gentLeman , it stands up when it sees a Lady.

JAPAN : it's a Laborer , it works day and night.

PHiLiPPiNES : Like a gossip , it passes from mouth to mouth !!

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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:04 am

_Difference ng PRiNGLES at CONDOM :

PRiNGLES : once you pop you can't stop !

CONDOM : once nag-pop yuo must stop !


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PostSubject: Re: _aLL in one :DD? Korny jokes   Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:09 am

_GENiE : im wiLL grant you one wish what wiLL it be?

MAN : i want to be in between Joyce Jimenez's Legs?

GENiE : that's easy. are you sure?

MAN : yes !!

GENiE : by my power , you are now a napkin !! lol!

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